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National Mechanics Closed For The Day On Sunday Dec. 6th

Philadelphia, Pa - National Mechanics will be closed Sunday Dec, 6th for the whole day. That is all.

“DANGIT SAM. GET IN HERE!” yells my editor, Mack, from inside his office. I jump up from my desk. “AND DONT FORGET THE NOTES FROM LAST NIGHTS QUIZZO!”

The ironing is delicious

After the last few week's rush of news, it seems like this week is a real loser. Everything is Afghanistan war casualties and captures, rampant racism, pitched political battles, major advancements in medical science...where are all the celebrity deaths? lurid tabloid stories? I need to be ensconced in Fox News and US Weekly for a little while. Make your own jokes, I've got to go find some sand to bury my head in.

Never trust a voodoo priest with a chin strap.

and the myspace

sigh

A moment of silence for David Carradine...grasshopper. Read More »

Since this blog is coming in late, all the good John Yoo ones were taken, so I'll just leave you with a google image search for enhanced interrogation.

I didn't win or anything and I forgot the sheet with the winning teams, so really it's a pretty marginal victory. The blog, however, is back and will be updated weekly. I promise...

America!

Quizzo action after the jump Read More »

A totally awesome list about Quizzo!! LOL!

So I chose not to attend Quizzo last night to watch the premier episode of LOST, The TV Show. I realize all my friends and fans are going to be a little put out that the Quzzo blog won't be about our fun times with the local Quizbudsman, but by darn it I'm going to write it anyway!

There was a team this week called Where is Jack? which I can only assume is an allusion to Jack from LOST which starts next week and will probably be the reason I won't be at Quizzo and will probably also be the bestest television experience EVAR!!!11!

Save The Books! Enjoy The Dancing! Fight The Power!

Saturday, December 20th - Come out to help keep 11 of Philadelphia's library branches open. There will be fund raising, dancing, DJ's and drinking all to help preserve what Benjamin Franklin started all those years ago. All proceeds from this party go to Friends of the Free Library of Philadelphia. Come out and help a great cause.