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NEW YEARS EVE!!!

December 28th, 2009

NYE is fast approaching and let's face it, if it's this late and you don't have plans, you are staring down a bleak avenue of options - but have hope! National Mechanics is celebrating New Years Eve spinning the music we're known for spinning at the kind of party we're known for throwing. Here is the breakdown: 60 gets you in, fed, and drunk from 8-12. 75 gets you the same deal plus table service and a free bottle of bubbly to cap off 2009. Sound good? OK. See you here, to see the year out.

Sexy People Love Us!

January 22nd, 2009

NSFW...sort of.

Philly's own adult film superstar Stoya waxes for 30 seconds about where she recommends coming in the city...Ok, forget the innuendo, I think I'll take Philebrity's cue and just call 'em as they see 'em.

National Mechanics; The only place in town where bloggers can hang in close proximity to porn stars without having to stock up on ones, fives and twenties first.

World. F*cking. Series.

October 16th, 2008

"I don't know if I understand what's really taken place here," said Jamie Moyer, the only member of this team who actually attended the parade of the one World Series championship in Phillies history. "I don't know if it's really sunk in. I know we're going to the World Series, but it hasn't sunk in."

With eyes watering, Moyer began to tell the story of what it was like to be a kid in high school in October 1980, skipping school to watch the champs parade down Broad Street.

"I remember people hanging from the street lights and the trees, and toilet paper all over," Moyer said. "And everybody was your friend. A half a million people were all friends."

And then somehow, in 2006, the world spun and brought him back to his hometown, to a team that was still trying to figure out how to win these kinds of games. And a couple of weeks later, he found himself in the middle of a team meeting, telling his new friends about that parade -- and laying out a dream for all of them, to reach a parade of their own someday.

"And now we're one series away from being on the floats in that parade," Moyer said. "It's amazing."

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While you were getting busy in your "Marriage Bed" at the compound or being bitter and shooting guns, we were having a blast with Quizzo. I mean, sure the pope gets to wear an awesome cap and gets carted around in a fancy bullet proof thing, but is seeing an ex-Nazi in a mu mu chit-chat at a stadium worth getting worked up over? My hungover blahg after the jump...

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A Mechanical New Years Eve

December 20th, 2007

This New Years you can celebrate in one of two ways. You can go to a bar that will charge an enormous cover, feed you well drinks and shrimp cocktails to make you forget you dropped $50 to get into a bar that is normally free, give you a glass of champagne at midnight and send you home to cry yourself to sleep, or, you can come to National Mechanics where there is no cover, our great everyday deals and all your friends. So ring in the New Year with us, your friends and no stupid cover. We'll be setting trends all night.

Faux Pas

October 4th, 2007

So our First Friday fest this month is a totally interactive exhibit featuring real alcohol consumption combined with music which, if you choose to realize the artist’s vision, will lead to dancing, sweating and maybe even more, depending on the level of crowd participation. So bring your dancing shoes and prepare to commit a faux pas.

The Old City Sideshow Returns!

September 5th, 2007

The Old City Sideshow returns once again to National Mechanics. Stop by this First Friday for another taste of the in-house sideshow that is OCSS. The show starts @ 9pm this Friday, September 7th, and will not be at a loss for sword swallowers, fire-breathers, and the carny likes. If you've had the chance to see it before, you know it's not to be missed. Get here early and grab a bite because the room fills quickly. There is no, zero, zilch cover for this event, so beat out the crowd, see you there!
From the minds that brought you Hands and Knees at the M Room comes Faux Pas; a First Friday party with Dave J. (Hands&Knees/Fort Awesome) and Diamond Girl (Hands&Knees/Click) spinning indie, rock, electro and dance music for your auditory delight while Johnny Sorber (Hands&Knees) provides pictures for your visual consumption. To complete the sensory overload; for your gustatory enjoyment the drink specials are $2 PBR cans and $5 well drinks from 10-2 and $3 Three Olive Vodka drinks and Cherry bombs from 10-12. $5 cover. Come get awesome.

Clown Carnival III

July 12th, 2007

Saturday July, 28th, Flying Monkey Extravaganza presents: Clown Carnival III! Starting at 10 pm, a FREE circus and costume party complete with a cotton candy machine, tarot readings, games of skill and chance, rickshaw rides, firebreathing, a human pony-girl and a contest to determine the best dressed will go down at National Mechanics. Music will be provided by DJ's Alex Smith and Mighty Mike Saga spinning d n' b, electro, indie, house, new wave and intergalactic beats all night. 21+ with ID.

Old City Side Show

July 9th, 2007

A few choice reviews described Friday’s Olde City Side Show at National Mechanics as nauseating, disgusting and entertaining. I just wish I could have seen the balloon guy make a taint balloon animal…

No Shit!

May 14th, 2007

National Mechanics has a new claim to fame! No longer are we just a great place to fill up on beverages, but a great place to relieve yourself of them too! City Paper has rated National Mechanics as the 4th best bathroom in the city, we shit you not.

Read the CityPaper article here

The real acclaim lies with artist Kate Swan’s “organic art” sinks which City Paper called an “intricate, rootlike network of exposed copper piping.” Combining form and function she made an absolutely amazing, and now award winning, space. Take that Steven Starr.

Luxx Every Tuesday Night

April 6th, 2007

National Mechanics is delighted to present, LUXX, a tastefully edgy discotheque and lounge combining art, style, performance and music in our tolerant and upscale atmosphere. DJ’s will be spinning an eclectic mix of industrial, thrash, dark-hop/downtempo, trance, electroclash and more. There are the regular drink specials ($2 Pabst and Yuengling, $3 Yards, $5 Pabst & Jack combo) as well as 18 beers on tap and a beautifully stocked bar back full of spirits waiting to be imbibed. The space is perfect for this event with our gently twisted décor such as our dark-wood church pew booths, stained glass windows, subdued lighting and our beloved little taxidermy dogs.

This is party is going to be off the walls, and with past write ups in the Inquirer and a LUXX myspace page full of images of these twisted goings on, who can resist coming out for cheap drinks, electronic music and "tastefully edgy attire." It’s time to get nuts kids.

The Beach Balls sound is unlike anything you’ve ever heard, but strangely, it speaks to you. It sounds like dim rooms with dusty shag carpeting and old family photos on wood paneled walls; but also bright ballrooms with mirrored walls and gaudy chandeliers. It's as if Frank Sinatra and David Byrne birthed an acoustic trio.

Friday, March 23 at 9PM at National Mechanics.

That's right folks, the first benefit was such a hit, we're bringing it back for a second round. We figured since everyone had such a great time and we were able to raise a bunch of money for the ACS, we should give it a second go. So here it is!

March 3rd join the American Cancer Society and National Mechanics for a benefit to raise money and awareness for cancer victims. The optional cover is $35 (a portion of which goes to the ACS) and gets you access to the open bar from 9-11. DJ John Gornik will be back spinning the hotness all night and the after party will again be at Zee Bar directly following the bash.

For you light drinking folks who aren't up to dropping the $35 for a beer or two, drink specials will also be available (also of which a portion will be donated) including $5 "Call" Vodka Drinks from 9 to 2 and 3 dollar domestic bottles and wine also from 9 to 2. This time through we also have the honor of lovely shot girls and beer tub girls on hand to personally make each shot and beer that much more exciting.

The party is again being hosted by National Mechanics, Anthony Bucci and DJ John Gornik, so make sure you come down and show your support for this great cause, and if you're calling to complain about something, just send it Bucci's way.