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Still Revolutionizing

July 19th, 2010

Philly's tech community may not be taking up arms, but the revolution is still happening. Now where did I put my beret and arm band...

See What You're Missing?

July 7th, 2010

Schooly D and Friends doing an Aqua Teen Hunger Force Freestyle at the Monday Night Club

Thanks Dave!

May 26th, 2010

Dave's been with us from the beginning and we just want to wish him a fond farewell as he departs for the far left coast. Once he arrives at his new destination, we're sure he'll find all the clams he can eat.

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We don't mean to brag but...Can anyone find our own horn? We're trying to toot it.

NEW YEARS EVE!!!

December 28th, 2009

NYE is fast approaching and let's face it, if it's this late and you don't have plans, you are staring down a bleak avenue of options - but have hope! National Mechanics is celebrating New Years Eve spinning the music we're known for spinning at the kind of party we're known for throwing. Here is the breakdown: 60 gets you in, fed, and drunk from 8-12. 75 gets you the same deal plus table service and a free bottle of bubbly to cap off 2009. Sound good? OK. See you here, to see the year out.

Holiday Toy Drive 12/19

December 7th, 2009

Please join us on Saturday, Dec. 19th for a Toy Drive to benefit Northern Home for Children.

Bring an UNWRAPPED gift for a child age 0-18 and stay for drink specials, DJ's and general holiday cheer. More info to come.

Linky

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Closed Sunday, Dec. 6th

December 2nd, 2009

For Immediate Release

National Mechanics Closed For The Day On Sunday Dec. 6th

Philadelphia, Pa - National Mechanics will be closed Sunday Dec, 6th for the whole day. That is all.

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“DANGIT SAM. GET IN HERE!” yells my editor, Mack, from inside his office. I jump up from my desk. “AND DONT FORGET THE NOTES FROM LAST NIGHTS QUIZZO!”

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The ironing is delicious

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After the last few week's rush of news, it seems like this week is a real loser. Everything is Afghanistan war casualties and captures, rampant racism, pitched political battles, major advancements in medical science...where are all the celebrity deaths? lurid tabloid stories? I need to be ensconced in Fox News and US Weekly for a little while. Make your own jokes, I've got to go find some sand to bury my head in.

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Never trust a voodoo priest with a chin strap.

and the myspace

sigh

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Vote Victorino!!

July 9th, 2009

Vote Victorino Before 4 Today!! Read More »
You were taken too soon, sweet prince. Read More »

A moment of silence for David Carradine...grasshopper. Read More »

Since this blog is coming in late, all the good John Yoo ones were taken, so I'll just leave you with a google image search for enhanced interrogation.

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