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2 Miller Lights and 2 Shots of Jager!

If there is a more dreaded drink order to hear spat out by a loudmouth bar patron, I have yet to hear it. Last night, as I minded my Quiz sheet, these interlopers came in, ordered loudly, sat uncomfortably close and were generally obnoxious awful people. Plus they offered an answer and it was wrong! The nerve of some people.

Anyway, besides the soul-sucking intrusion by the worst people on the planet, who I'm sure have their own special ring of hell full of anise based tortures and boiling tasteless domestic beers, Quizzo was alright. There were some decent teamnames...Ok...I'm going to return for a sec to those 2 guys. I mean, really? Miller Light and Jager? Did they stop at the stereotype store to grab some Axe spray and Ed Hardy gear before thinking, "Hey, let's head over to that bar and scream-order the douchiest thing there. " Ugh.

Anywhoo, the winning team this week (who weren't, by the way, people that would make the hate-fuck demon child of Hitler and Nurse Ratchet sick with disgust) was a cleverly-titled Rapist-Berger consisting of Cap'n Rick, Tone Loc, Jim The Desert Fox, I Hate The Chicken Pox, Riley Black and Shaun Kuter. (Ben - Best of luck.) The 2nd place team (also not a horrible bunch mouth-breathing illiterates who probably hit their kids) was That's The Way Ya Jizz consisting of Amy, Robert, Jeff, Mike and 2 Michelles.

Congrats guys! See ya next week!