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So even though everyone died this week and there are hilarious wars and side-splitting tense political situations happening around the world, the team names were only so so. A couple tips of the hat need to go out to Irv Homer Picked The Wrong Week To Die, Billy Mays Is Not My Lover and The Blonde, The Beard and the Kiddie Fucker but to the rest of you - for shame. Pat Dick Fish? Sit On My Facebook? Really? You guys read Cracked magazine when you were little, didn't you.

Anyway, after a 2 week hiatus from the Pub Quiz, I've returned to a different world. Michael Jackson is dead, President Zelaya has been ousted...I don't even know who you are anymore. What's next? The death of an aging remnant of late night TV past or a high strung sales pitchman? I don't even want to think about such things. I'm just going to go back to Miami-Dade County to look for my lost cat and when I find it, I'm hoping everything will just get back on the right track. I guess I should also call my best friend Neda and see how she's doing (I hear it's pretty hot in Iran this time of year.)

So back to the quiz from last night. (Sorry if I sound like I'm rushing but I have a bunch of friends on a plane landing in the Comoros Islands and I don't want to miss the call.) Right, so back to the quiz. Last night went pretty well for our team. We just barely lost 2nd place to a very able team manned by Jen, Louis, Jason, Hubert, Brian and T. Roy. The 1st place team this week was manned by Danger Russ, Queenie Sussex, Shaun, Tone Loc, Robert Goulet Jr, Mary and Johnny Sack. Great job guys!

Now I'm off to South Carolina to see how my friend the Governor is doing. I think he just got back from vacation or something, so I'd like to ask him about his trip. Have a great week guys!