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AMERRRRRRRRICA!

In America, everyone is free to do as they please! As free as the tootering birds in the sky and the flowers!

We're all shining puffs in a bright blue sky of candy and Transformers are flying all around and having lots of fun with all of us! It's like a magic fairy land with sparkly rain made of gumdrops filled with sun flavored marmalade!

But sometimes, mean old volcanoes try stealin' our moneys and ruinin all the funs we havin acus they're ugly and jerks and holdin the office I want to run for and full of lava. Not like the water that pretty mermaids live in and give us treasures from and is blue and sugary.

Anyways, you guy's wanna play TV tag?

Quizzo? Ok neat! We played that like a million times when I was in the US. House of Reparennatives

Oh we finished already? Ok. Congrats you guys.

Editors Note: I forgot the paper with the names on it so I'll update later. I wouldn't want to bruise anyone's ego by not mentioning them here.