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25. So like, I said I'd never do this but obvi I am. LOL!

24. Quizzo Blog def hates lists, refer to No, 25!!1!

23. Irish John totes luvs the food at National Mechanics and totes eats there all teh time lol!!

22. The picture round was brought on to highlight a growing illiteracy problem among the Quizzo patrons around you. Think about that the next time you grumble about a bad picture of Itzhak Perlman.

21. Spiders scare Quizzo.

20. Liz, Annie Anni and Dave totally rock and Quizzo appreciates their hardwork.

19. Liz, Annie Anni and Dave totally need to give me more answers or their glowing reviews will turn to long, hateful tirades.

18. Quizzo loves my friends and we totally need to go on vaca this summer!!1! DEWEY BEACH RULLZZZ!

17. Without Irish John, Quizzo would be a meaningless trivia game where nobody would have anal sex with grainy earth in their petroleum jelly.

16. Quizzo totally loves it when you guys make crass and unclever team names.

15. Quizzo thinks the cute blogger totally rules and loves when he is a week late with updates.

14. Quizzo wants you to loudly whisper your answers, because Quizzo obvi can't hear them! J/K! LOLZERSKATEZZ!!1!

12. Quizzo thinks 13 is unlucky so we're skipping that one!!!

11. Quizzo luvs the beach. (DEWEY BEACH 4EVA!!)

10. Quizzo is only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you roll with.

9. Quizzo is so self-absorbed and deluded that it thinks you care about this.

8. Quizzo's favvy food is the cheeseburger at National Mechanics! OMG! SO GOOD!

7. Quizzo will always remember that night when we did that thing! Right Irish John! Don't tell your wife!!!

6. Quizzo totally appreciates everyone's contribution to the game and the night. Without you guys it would just be a surly Irish guy berating an empty bar.

5. Quizzo knows you love the blog and that's why so much hardwork goes into it...really.

4. Quizzo is gonna kill you bastards who don't read the blog...really.

3. Quizzo is thinking about cutting her hair but is afraid that short hair is a big change!

2. Quizzo is really bored with this list (and all other lists) already, and Quizzo wrote it. Please stop the madness.

1. Quizzo wants to congratulate last week's teams Pathetic Losers (Anni and Liz) who gave their 2nd place prize to Tony and Fred. Quizzo also wants to congratulate Indifferent Purgatory consisting of Chrissy, Ryan, Joe, Nicole, Craig, Duane and Ben on their 1st place win. Quizzo also wants to congratulate Mr Fusion consisting of Jim, Jeb, Paolo, Jon and Egina on their second place win this week and I Have A Silly Haircut consisting of Beth, Scott, Rick and Steve on their 1st place win.