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So I was a bit too busy to write the blog last week. I'm sure my legions of fans missed my witty observations and hangover complaints so I'll be sure to fill this particular post with as much unoriginal blogger content as possible. It'll be as contrived as a Dave Barry joke, but with much more pretension.

So my team lost again, nobody got our team name joke and other complaints. Actually I don't have much to complain about...the Wonton Shimp special is pretty awesome and Sliders are back on the menu. Who can be upset when there are tiny burgers in existence?

I rescind actually. Ricardo Montalbon has died and I missed an opportunity to exploit that death to create a funny team name.

Depression setting in...ze plane, ze plane...KAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN

So since I missed last week, I've got a ton of people to mention. Last weeks 2nd place team was Michelle Can Prescribe Drugs Now Too with Jodi, Michelle, Michael, Jeff, Casie and Jodie (a second time apparently). 1st place were the World Fucking Juicers made up of Shaun, Beth, Meredith, Johnny, R2K, Tone Loc and Cap'n Dan. Congrats last weekers. This week's 2nd placers were Barack That Bush with Dahlia, Christopher, Emily, Jack, Samantha and Melissa taking home $20. First place this week and fucking whoever in the wherever with whatever in the whatever was Standing Room Only consisting of Linsay, Dave, David, Stephanie and Greg.

Congrats teams and see you next week