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Irish John returned to much aplomb after his wedding and the Quizzo gods were pleased. There followed a tranquil and peaceful time where all teams got gift certificates, no Blackberries or iPhones were used during games and everyone was happy.

Then, as the people became feted and slothful, the Quizzo gods struck out and asked many obscure questions. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and the smell of old beer. It was a bad time for Quizzonauts.

After many years of sorrow and swirling nightmares, a great Hope came to the people of Quizzopia. This Hope was able to answer all trivia questions, joker whatever rounds it pleased and had team names so hilarious that even the Quizzo gods began to fear the Hope. As it turned out, the Hope was no more than the courage alcohol brings and Ken Jennings. This gave great hope to the people and they once again embraced Quizzo and all was back in it's right place.

If you can't tell, I got drunk enough to not remember last night very clearly. I remembered that my team was the only one who knew how to make a Snakebite! Fucking A! But, alas, we lost after a dismal first round that left our score as flaccid and lifeless as McCain's...well, let's keep it clean and say campaign techniques. A few other teams did quite well, however, much more like Obama's throbbing, erect (and I'm assuming enormous) grassroots base to gather funds from!

Taking home the first prize this week was How Many Medals Does Ireland Have consisting of Duane, Nicole, Craig, Ben and Amy. The 2nd place prize went to Sophocles manned by Arastu Chaudhury, Malou Huth, Laura Bingham, Liz Sepper and Brian Ginsberg.

Great job teams and see you next week!