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3rd place.

Argh...

I feel like a white guy running for president! Seriously, can't I get a break? A single second place to snuggle up with and hold me and tell me it's ok? I'm on the verge of a total meltdown that would look something like this if I weren't all hungover and lazy and happy with my state of employment and faking my resentment about losing.

Whatever.

We raged the picture round, knew the REAL Sylvester Stallone porno (The Italian Stallion, sadly, it wasn't Rambone or Cocky) and our team-name made a sly reference to the gay pants of someone in attendance last night. Beat that teams with better scores.

In teams with better scores news, the 2 teams that beat mine were The Sultans of Tangier and I Pooped on Your Food. Both teams fought hard, although IPYF had some extra help (I'm on to you) so I guess they deserve some credit or whatever.

The Sultans of Tangier was manned by Joe, Ben, who will be gone until August, (I'm assuming on some sort of south-of-the-border drug run,) Craig, Victorino, Nicole, Eric and Diane. I Pooped On Your Food was manned by Trau and the PA Carbomb, Sarah who loves J from Cats, Ray who is going home to watch Rambone and I Heart T&A Wallace. Congrats teams and see you next week!