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I won last night.

Now, I mean, I don't want to sound pompous or vain or glorious or fabulous or whatever I am, I'm just saying to all the other teams who really did try hard: great job. I know it's not easy losing, I mean, we've all been there at one time or another. I'm not totally sure what the sensation is like because I'm still floating in a dream-like cloud of intoxicating victory...or opium. In any case, I'd like to thank everyone who helped me make it here. My family, my friends, my Quizzo agent without whom this never would have happened. Ummm..what? I have to wrap this up? Ok, well...Jesus! I want to thank Jesus!!

Just kidding. I have all day to talk about this shit...but I won't. I'm already tired of the joke and I'm the one who won.

So the first two rounds weren't too bad, (I mean, I won) we only missed Hattie McDaniels in the picture round and the last round ended in a tie! Not as dramatic as last week's tie, but it was kind of a heart-pounding, white-knuckle, edge of your seat action party explosion!!! Anyhooo, we were closest without going over Martina Navratilova's Wimbledon victories, so we took home the spoils.

2nd place and a $20 tab went to Joe, Duane, Craig and Nicole of The Judean People's Front and first place and a $40 tab went to Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Mother Fucker and Tits consisting of yours truly with both Paul's and Molly, although not all at the same time.

Great job teams and see you next week!