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So last night started with Bill Brasky's best friends buying SoCo and limes, tequila shots and beers for me and a handful of people around the curve of the bar.The alpha/leader/loudest guy of the group, and only one who hadn't vomited before he left, was a mash up of professional wrestler, an over-zealous Little League parent and Sergeant Slaughter but fuck it, I'd drink with the devil himself if he was buying. So, the first round and most of the second was spent with boisterous, drunken southerners in town for a trade show and now, as the red hand-shaped marks start to disappear from my shoulder (and I'm sure more than a few girls' asses) and the hangover clears, I'd like to make a whiskey-in-the-coffee toast to Bill Brasky. TO BILL BRASKY!

In actual Quizzo news, the picture round is here to stay! We've been raging this round to the fullest so all you text-based thinkers (and dolphins) can SUCK IT! We got every one except for Gary Kasparov this week and next week we're going for blood.

As for the normal rounds, we didn't do too bad while some teams did quite well which handily explains their winning and our losing. I'm proud to say, however, that we were tied for 3rd place. But since only 2 teams get anything, we were left to wail and moan and gnash our teeth. Someday, though, I will win and on that day the heavens shall roar and National Mechanics shall split asunder and OTHER MIGHTY JESUS STUFF WILL HAPPEN!!1!

Anyhooo, the winning team this week was The Unfuckwithables manned by Duane, John, Cyndi, Joe, Craig, Nicole and Ben. 2nd place was Hillary's Assassin Squad consisting of Cap'n Rich, Shaun, Tone Loc, Lynxmouth and Russel Athletic.

Congrats to the winners and see you next week!