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Quizzo last night was a fine time, and not just because I got a laugh for my team name (I Parked My SUV on the Walt Whitman And All I Got Was This Orange Jumpsuit), I also got pretty drunk! But seriously folks, I had a fine time, this just wasn't it.

Zing!

I kid, I'm not that clever. I stole it from Groucho Marx. Seriously though, last night really was a pretty good time. I didn't get busted with 600 lbs of cocaine, I didn't get punched by an NFL player at a college party and I'm not Macedonia. In fact, I'd say I was doing quite alright.

I guess my only problem is my multi-month losing streak in Quizzo. I have no excuses this week. I had a team, we even got the 3 parts of the intestine right. I even thought, after being embigoned by Irish John saying we were in 2nd place midway through, that we had a perfectly cromulent chance at winning. But alas, like Tantalus and his apple, I was only grasping at air.

Other teams with their "answers" that were "right" and not "wrong" think they are so fucking special. Well, maybe I'm like Rocky and I'll come back and win, even though I didn't have a high enough score, most of my answers were wrong and I'm an icy, vindictive loser! Ok. Sorry. I said I wouldn't push the issue, but she is 2 water-skis to the sky about 30 feet above the shark.

On a completely unrelated note; congrats teams! Coming interminably in 2nd place was the cursed, Lasagna for One consisting of Jonnie, Angela, Scott, Terry, Jamie and Stephanie. Reclaiming their place at the top of the heap was The Pöpli Kids consisting of Lauren, Scott, Bill and Charity.

Until next week Quizzonauts!