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The Shape of Things to Come

April 24th, 2008

Sooo, as I stated in the excerpt, I lost. Did I just say LOST? It's like 9:30 and my mind is already on it. I even had a dream where I was riding the Black Smoke Monster around like Atreyu on Falcor. Only 12 more hours...

Anyway, I've got to shake this...on to Quizzo!

So last night I did about as well as Oceanic 815 did getting from Australia to LA. Well, maybe not that bad, but I certainly didn't win. I guess it can be more likened to Hurley playing Walt in backgammon; consistently losing, but used to it at this point. I'm just glad I'm not $83,000 in debt to Irish John for it.

So yeah, the first round went as smoothly as a Sawyer nickname with Charlie (Paul) Brown assisting the team with his knowledge of the "I" placement in "Plagiarize." Most teams did pretty good, save one or two. I'm looking at you Young Philly and Define Buffoonery.

The next round was like Paulo and Nikki; terrible. I mean, there were questions about rodeos, Ronald Regan and terrible Bond movie actresses. Dude, how the hell are we going to remember old Law and Order actresses who were in Bond movies nobody ever saw? He totally Scoobie-Doo'd us on that.

Anyway, the last round was my Arzt. I was doing quite well handling a high score, I was even tied for first place at one point, but alas, like 300 year old dynamite, I blew myself up without even knowing it. To tell you the truth, I'm glad I didn't know that Nelly and Tim McGraw made music together. My life was like a pre-hatch island before that tidbit of information and now it's sullied with the mystery of what terrible consequences must have come from that horrible, horrible alliance.

Anyway, the 2nd place team this week was South Armagh made up by Jack, Rose, Sun and Jin while 1st place and a $40 bar tab went to Sir Chomps-a-Lot made up by Locke, Hurley, Sawyer and Claire.

Great jobs Lostonauts and see you lost Lost!

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