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NYE is fast approaching and let's face it, if it's this late and you don't have plans, you are staring down a bleak avenue of options - but have hope! National Mechanics is celebrating New Years Eve spinning the music we're known for spinning at the kind of party we're known for throwing. Here is the breakdown: 60 gets you in, fed, and drunk from 8-12. 75 gets you the same deal plus table service and a free bottle of bubbly to cap off 2009. Sound good? OK. See you here, to see the year out.

The toy drive / drinkup originally scheduled for Saturday 12/19 has been rescheduled for Monday 12/21. You've got another 2 days to go out and pick up an unwrapped toy for a kid 0-18 years old to exchange for hootch.

Please join us on Saturday, Dec. 19th for a Toy Drive to benefit Northern Home for Children.

Bring an UNWRAPPED gift for a child age 0-18 and stay for drink specials, DJ's and general holiday cheer. More info to come.

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For Immediate Release

National Mechanics Closed For The Day On Sunday Dec. 6th

Philadelphia, Pa - National Mechanics will be closed Sunday Dec, 6th for the whole day. That is all.

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“DANGIT SAM. GET IN HERE!” yells my editor, Mack, from inside his office. I jump up from my desk. “AND DONT FORGET THE NOTES FROM LAST NIGHTS QUIZZO!”

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Please join us Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 9PM for a very special television event:

The ironing is delicious

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After the last few week's rush of news, it seems like this week is a real loser. Everything is Afghanistan war casualties and captures, rampant racism, pitched political battles, major advancements in medical science...where are all the celebrity deaths? lurid tabloid stories? I need to be ensconced in Fox News and US Weekly for a little while. Make your own jokes, I've got to go find some sand to bury my head in.

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Never trust a voodoo priest with a chin strap.

and the myspace

sigh

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Vote Victorino Before 4 Today!! Read More »

You were taken too soon, sweet prince. Read More »

A moment of silence for David Carradine...grasshopper. Read More »

Since this blog is coming in late, all the good John Yoo ones were taken, so I'll just leave you with a google image search for enhanced interrogation.

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I didn't win or anything and I forgot the sheet with the winning teams, so really it's a pretty marginal victory. The blog, however, is back and will be updated weekly. I promise...

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America!

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